Aurangazeb: Senapati batao ki new  
hum Shivaji ko kyu nahi dhund pa rahe hain??

Senapati: kyoki Maharaj ham Mugal hai Google Nahi!!

Boy: Wow..  new  
You look so perfect
with incredible body
and flower like skin.
What do you use?
Girl: Adobe Photoshop!

How to increase Positive thinking? new

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Ans: Watch FASHION TV
Bcoz u always think..
Thik hai, ye nahi to agli wali ka to kuch dikhega..!!

Girl: Whats ur name.  new 
Boy: Black Lion.
Girl: Ru joking?
Boy: No it means kalo singh and ur name.
Girl: Soft underwear.
Boy: Ru joking?
Girl: No it means komal chadda.


A perfect girl new
Doesn't bother,
Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others,
Doesn't lies,
Doesn't cheat,
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And
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Doesn't exists :p
Clappinggg!!


Boy n girl on fb new


Girl:- “u never smile na??”
Boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
Girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”
Boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”
Girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”


Boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….”





Highlight of the year 2050….!!! new


1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22.
2. Golmaal 15 is ready for release.
3. I will play the next world cup – Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding.
5. Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.

Santa-What is the meaning of "fuck"
Banta-Its simple!!
Facebook pe
Unlimited
Chat
Karna



Boy-Baba,Mujhe aisa kam btao jisme mujhe target na mile, new
Kuch karna na pade,Log kare aur paisa mujhe mile


Baba-Beta, SAUCHALAY khol le!!

Diri gay ers

Latest Fun

Garmi mein bus stop pe 20 log bus ka intzar kar rahe the  New

1 bhikhari aaya!!!

sabse ek-ek rupiya lekar AUTO mein bethkar chala gaya!!




*Today’s Truth* New

Apne INDIA ka kuch nahi ho sakta..

Yaaro

Kyun ki yaha..

Budhhe DESH chala rahe hai..

aur

Jawan Facebook!!






~:Men are like Bluetooth:~ New  
He is connected to you when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices when you are away..

~:Women are like Wi-Fi:~
She sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one...




Jagjit Singh-Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo Ye Shoharat Bhi Lo Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo Ye Shoharat Bhi Lo,  New 

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Santa-Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat ko bhi lelo!!

Define a True Music Lover?   

A girl singing in a bathroom
While taking bath
and
A boy near the keyhole
is using his ears not his eyes.

Friends now a days are like Bluetooth… 
If you stay close they stay connected…
& if u go away they find new devices…

So true…




Difference of Nature:

Two girls wearing same T-Shirt
Response: Kamini “COPIED MY STYLE”

2 boys wearing same T-Shirt
Response: O Mera Bhai.






The smoothy jasmine hide alone and came drunk!
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Samjhe nahi..?
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Chalo Hindi me suno-chikni chameli chup k akeli pauaa chada k aayi..
Improve ur English!!






"Lover" is like "Paanipuri". Always tasty.

"Girl friend" is like "Pizza". Hot and spicy.

And "Wife" is like "khichadi"... No other option but gud for health!!






Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?

Banta- haan

Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi

Banta- oye

pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!






Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?

Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai? 

Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . . 

To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo....






New style of love letter:
To,
The janeman
I LOVE YOU,

SUB- application for love.
Jaan, i beg to say that i am student of ur heart.
I am lonely. I cant live without u. So kindly grant my love.

Ur LOVE






Girl: Why do you always keep typing my name in ur status?
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Boy: Because facebook keeps askingme whats on my mind so i keep typing your name.






Ladki ki Shaadi me Uska Puraana BOYFRIEND bhi aaya tha
Sabhi ne usse pucha: Kya aap hi Dulhe ho..
Boyfriend: Nhai main to Semi Final mein out ho gya,

Final dekhne aaya hu!!




Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress-
Yahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless
Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to

KAMINA CHARACTERLESS




Girls Policy
1.Fraud with innocent boy
2.Fun with handsome boy
3.Frndship with smart boy
4.Love with faithful boy
5.Finaly mariage with rich boy






IPL Special :

Mere Ishq ki Bowling ne,

Uske Dil ka Wicket gira dia..

Par takdir to dekho

Uska Baap Umpire tha,

Meri Ball ko NoBall de ke

Free Hit bana dia..




Gals Language:                                                        


Stupid(U r Smart)


Idiot(U r Cute)


Shut up(I Luv u)


I’ll kill u(I’ll die 4 u)


GN(All slept u can cal me nw)

Share gals to laugh & boys 2 undrstnd!!




After break up: 

boy 2 grl: kaha chal di kaha chal di pyar ki pungi baja k.?
Grl 2 boy: sab chod chad k apne salim ki gali anarkali disco chali.!!






Girl to Santa
tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta..
Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh,
SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!!
Ye ladkiya bhi na!!!




Banta got an Invitation 4 Party, 
dey told him dat he must put BROWN TIE only. 
When he wen2 party he was shocked???
other were wearing pants & shirts also...




A lady buys new Sim card
2 surprise husband
She goes to the Kitchen,& Calls
"HI DARLING"
He says "Call U Later Dear
The devil Is in kitchen"






Man to a Air hostess: What's your name?
Air Hostess: Eva Benz
Man: Lovely name. Any relationship with Mercedes Benz?
Air Hostess: Yes, our maintenance cost is the same!






Boy : whts ur name?? 
Girl : Mina and ur 
Boy : Kamina 
Girl : Realy 
Boy : 5 min mere sath baith tu bhi kahegi!!




Shadi karni hai to Nirma powder waali se kro!
Wah wah..
Shadi karni hai to Nirma powder waali se kro!!
Kyo ki wo kahti hai:
Pehle istemal kro fir viswash kro




Santa ne bled se girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likkha aur 5 min baad jor jor se rone laga,
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Banta: kyu ro raha h?
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Santa:Abe, speling galat ho gai...






Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai? 
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . . 
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo....




Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?

Banta- haan

Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi

Banta- oye

pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!