Aurangazeb: Senapati batao ki new  
hum Shivaji ko kyu nahi dhund pa rahe hain??

Senapati: kyoki Maharaj ham Mugal hai Google Nahi!!

Boy: Wow..  new  
You look so perfect
with incredible body
and flower like skin.
What do you use?
Girl: Adobe Photoshop!

How to increase Positive thinking? new

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Ans: Watch FASHION TV
Bcoz u always think..
Thik hai, ye nahi to agli wali ka to kuch dikhega..!!

Girl: Whats ur name.  new 
Boy: Black Lion.
Girl: Ru joking?
Boy: No it means kalo singh and ur name.
Girl: Soft underwear.
Boy: Ru joking?
Girl: No it means komal chadda.


A perfect girl new
Doesn't bother,
Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others,
Doesn't lies,
Doesn't cheat,
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And
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Doesn't exists :p
Clappinggg!!


Boy n girl on fb new


Girl:- “u never smile na??”
Boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
Girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”
Boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”
Girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”


Boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….”





Highlight of the year 2050….!!! new


1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22.
2. Golmaal 15 is ready for release.
3. I will play the next world cup – Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding.
5. Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.

Santa-What is the meaning of "fuck"
Banta-Its simple!!
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Boy-Baba,Mujhe aisa kam btao jisme mujhe target na mile, new
Kuch karna na pade,Log kare aur paisa mujhe mile


Baba-Beta, SAUCHALAY khol le!!

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